Welcome to the online version of the 2004 Chichester TurkeyFestilogue. I have tried to transcribe the written TurkeyFestilogue entries of each guest as accurately as I could. In certain cases where the author drew doodles or sketches, I tried to describe the pictures in text and, in most cases, failed to do it justice.

Unfortunately, many TurkeyFest guests did not sign the log this year. If you were one of those slackers, now is your chance to get on the record. Simply click on the "Submit" button at the top left corner of this page and type up a belated online TurkeyFestilogue entry. Once you post the message, I will upload your picture, assuming you let me take it at the party.

You can also see all the other pictures that were taken by me and my brother that night by clicking here.

See you all next year, if not sooner!

Love,
Micah 

consarnit!

i made howard sign the log and i didn't. between eating cajun flash fried turkey and the carrots that physically disfigured megan, i must have plum forgot about it.

it was good to see people i hadn't seen in years, alanna, roseanne, and gary! and gary's boyfriend from turkey, who came to turkeyfest and got laura really drunk. hooray!!

alright, festlogs need a profound thought that may be seen as ludicrous from time to time. how about this:

friends are the people you can feel safe exposing your weaknesses to, and hiding your strengths from. because they'll comfort you when you are weak just the same. and they'll uncover your greatness on their own.

love, den den butt
 

Howdy and Hey, Tukey Fest Revellers!

Eat the Cheese Dog Pasta, please? Oh, for the love of all things nice and fluffy...for the love of Mr. Belvedere...no that he's nice...or fluffy...but...please, eat some.

Memo to self...no Cheese Dog Pasta next year.

See you then, hopefully sooner.

Love and Pop Tarts
ymereJ 

Thanks for the awesome time at TurkeyFest...This is my first one, but thanks to Jeremey, I was here. The deep fried turkey and other food was great and the people were even better.

Thanks!
MK 

I'm not gonna lie to you...

This is my first TurkeyFest. Before tonight I was a TurkeyFest virgin...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Thanks for having me!

Jonathan Pron 

[swirley doodles in purple and blue] 

After a few years of hearing about the infamous TurkeyFest, I've had the SPLENDID pleasure of attending! Personally, I think there's nothing like being a curious on-looker, enjoying the great joy of seeing a family re-united. =) Thanks for lettng me be a part of it this year! I should also thank everyone for enjoyment of my falling on my ass at a very apportune moment. That's wehre the love is!!! Any my love to Matt especially (cuz he's my bud), Amy & Sarah (Cuz they're my girls) & Micah for being such a gracious host. & Gary for becoming my new publisist. & now the page is full.

Yeah Baby!
Jaymie 

I think my entry last year was all about it being my last year here before I move and missing everyone and blah, blah, blah. Then I didn't move and felt silly about feeling so sappy. So this year I won't bother with re-caps or projections and just say Hello and wish all well.

I've enjoyed the simplicity of this year. I'll also relieve myself of the pressure of filling the page and end here.

you! 

[something written in Hebrew]

I thought it was my 1st TurkeyFest but I forgot whatever other one I went to...how could I forget the food, the vat of fat, cherries whose existence are questionable and driving a vespa along I-95 (but you should get a "people" next).

[more Hebrew writing]

I am thankful for ketchup and cottage cheese all mixed up together.

Happy TurkeyFest!

Gary
aka Pinky Lee 

This is too much for me!